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Hi! My name is Shell, and I am a beautiful mermaid who lives under the sea with my pet octopus, Bobo. Bobo and I get along very well most of the time. However, Bobo hates the Beatles and I think that they are way better than sliced bread. (which is always so soggy as we live under water) We often argue about their musical genius, during which Bobo is thrown out of the house and left outside in the rain. (obviously I don't mean this literally....after all we live underwater, how would we know if it was raining?) So, when Bobo is out in the metaphorical rain, he likes to sing. I heard him do a rendition of "Turkey in the Straw" once and I was absolutely dumbfounded! How did Bobo know what a turkey was? Had he been secretly sneaking up to land even though I expressly forbid it? I bribed him with his favorite food, balogna, and I learned that he had been sneaking up to the surface with Ariel...that tramp! I always knew she was trouble, ever since she broke her poor father's heart. Did you know she's not a natural red-head? Well, her prince charming didn't know that until after the wedding. When he found out he divorced her and she's been so needy that she latched onto my poor Bobo!! Anyhoo, to sum up, Bobo is a poor singer and an awful rugby player.

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